A Wham-demic in Westminster...

WESTMINSTER Council has rewritten Wham’s festive classic, Last Christmas. The duo, left, hit the charts with it in 1984 but now, in an email to residents, the council advises: ‘This year, to save me from tiers, I’ll wash my hands for someone special.’ Hardly Ivor Novello, but considering current health risks, a better choice than George Michael’s Careless Whisper.