CELEBS SPOUTING NONSENSE

WE MERE mortals who slog away from nine to five have it easy, according to Paris Hilton. The hotel heiress, left, whose claim to fame is that she parties a lot, moans she spends all her time travelling the globe for ‘work’. ‘I could be in Dubai, then three days later Shanghai. I’m on a plane over 250 days a year,’ Paris, 39, whines. ‘Running so many businesses and brands, I have a lot of responsibilities, appearances, and photoshoots, as well as design meetings. Having to fly 20 hours somewhere, you might as well make as much money as possible.’ She could always fall back on her £222 million fortune – or get a proper job.