CHANCELLOR

Rishi Sunak is a coke addict, I can reveal. In a Christmas call with Treasury staff, the teetotaller who’s running up £400 billion in debt, admitted: ‘Mexican coke is my favourite.’ The former head boy then elaborated how it gives him a better bump – because of its higher sugar content. At which point, t he concerned Treasury staffers started to giggle, realising that the nation’s purse strings aren’t being controlled by a drug-fuelled Wolf of Wall Street.