Elephant In The Room

Radio 4, 6.30pm Sarah Millican (right) ht) discovers which of her guests can claim to be the most average as she finds out how Susan Calman, Shazia Mirza, Kirsten en O’Brien and Nick Mohammed ohammed compare to the rest of the British public on a range of subjects.

After 25 years as a curator, Gaylene Gould no longer has an emotional reaction to great sculptures and fine paintings. In Transcendence: How Can I Feel Art Again? (Radio 4, 11.30am) she tries to reawaken her sensitivity.

Free Thinking (Radio 3, 10pm) focuses on the work of Aphra Behn, a spy who became one of Britain’s first professional women writers.