OH, HAZ, WHERE DO I START...

SO MUCH to say about Prince Harry’s latest PR offensive. Firstly, isn’t the sight of a privileged white man pretending to be a black kid from the mean streets of Philadelphia doing a rap a) excruciating; and b) borderline ‘cultural appropriation’ (something I’m sure Meghan does not approve of). Secondly, what is ‘Haz’ short for? Has-been? And thirdly, and perhaps most seriously, how does prancing around on the top of a bus with James Corden and FaceTiming each other with pet names tally with the couple’s expressed desire for privacy?

Service is universal, Harry and Meghan reminded the Queen last week. Indeed it is. For example, Sophie Wessex quietly helping out St John’s Ambulance during the pandemic. Can’t do that from the top of a tour bus in California, can you?