CELEBRITIES SPOUTING NONSENSE – THEY’RE ALL AT IT!

CHARLOTTE Olympia Dellal – the shoe designer granddaughter of billionaire property tycoon ‘Black’ Jack Dellal – thinks she may be reincarnated from a ‘past life’… and she doesn’t mean ancient Egypt – but the 20th Century! ‘Maybe I came from the mid-century era in a past life,’ the 39-year-old. left, muses. ‘It really resonates with me. It’s a look I do in most things without knowing it – whether it’s how I print my business cards, to how I do my hair.’ Sorry, Charlotte, but a taste in retro 1940s fashion isn’t proof of reincarnation!

MODEL turned academic Lily Cole has published a thesis about ‘how social media addiction leads to murder’ and announced: ‘I have been on a social media diet in recent months. I have been checking myself: Why am I posting? What am I posting? How am I trying to make you feel by sharing? Somehow silence has felt more comfortable.’ Where did she share these insights about cutting down on social media? Instagram of course...

IN A rare twist on my theme, I have found a celebrity who admits she spent years talking nonsense. Describing her presobriety lifestyle, Lily Allen, left, said she’d often ‘sit in someone’s living room till 7am, talking absolute s***, chewing their ear off and being embarrassing and offensive.’ I’d say that qualifies the 35year-old singer for a spot in this week’s column!