Don’t tell Harry…Royal sisters join the press

HOLD the front page – two members of the Royal Family are trying their hand at journalism.

Sisters Lady Marina and Lady Amelia Windsor – granddaughters of the Duke of Kent – have started writing articles for fashion magazine Vogue. Press-basher Prince Harry will be unamused to learn that his third cousin Lady Amelia, 25, far right, who is 41st in line to the throne, has written travel features while her sister Lady Marina, 28, right, penned an article about female artisans in Beirut. There’s always a spare desk at Talk of the Town girls…

● COMEDIAN Katherine Ryan admits she is too close to her 11-year-old ‘sisterly’ daughter Violet, who has been snooping on her mum’s phone messages and misinterpreting them as sex texts!

One, sent t o her husband Bobby while he was in the study upstairs and she was in the kitchen, read: ‘When Violet falls asleep, I’ll come upstairs and we’ll do it.’ Violet read the text – and promptly burst into tears.

Katherine, left, whose invitation had been eagerly accepted by Bobby – Violet’s stepdad – was referring to recording a podcast in the study. Katherine said: ‘It’s disgusting when your guardians have sex. We don’t even have sex at night. But I did have to discipline Violet for purposely snooping – I expect a level of trust.’

Katherine, 37, entered into a civil partnership with her on-off childhood sweetheart Bobby Kootstra in 2019 and has written a hit Netflix series based on her unusual family life.