CELEBS SPOUTING NONSENSE

PRINCE HARRY’S ex Cressida Bonas has a new love. ‘She’s a brown ball of love and cosiness,’ simpered Cressie, 32, about Budgie Bear, left, the sausage dog who has a special ramp at her West London home to get up the stairs. ‘She has the kindest eyes, is brave as a lion, wants to hug and kiss all day long, is a little manipulative, thinks she’s bigger than she is, has dinosaur paws… and we love her too much already.’ If Cressie and husband Harry Wentworth-Stanley, also 32, have a child, it will have a lot to live up to…