NO CRIME LIKE THE PRESENT

AS SOMEONE who was once tasked by Cabinet with choosing a leaving present for Theresa May after she resigned as PM, I know diplomatic gifting can be a minefield.

That said, the fact the American people gave our Prime Minister a custom-made bicycle, while all we could manage was a photocopy of a picture off the internet, is unforgivable. Even a bunch of petrol station flowers and a box of Celebrations would have been better.