Aitken makes jail his home

JONATHAN Aitken is embracing his reincarnation from jailbird to doing God’s work. At The Mail on Sunday’s Features party last week he gave his address in the Guests Book as ‘HMP Pentonville’. More porridge for the former Cabinet Minister jailed in 1999 for perjury? No, he’s the chaplain at the prison, whose alumni include Oscar Wilde, George Michael and Spectator columnist Taki.