DRY JANUARY? NOT A CHANCE!

SORRY folks, it’s New Year but not a new me. I shall not be giving up alcohol, becoming vegan or indeed participating in any of the privations of the season. January is far too miserable to be on the wagon. It’s long, dark and full of bills and I can’t possibly attempt it without wine and chocolate. So please feel free to send any surplus supplies of either and I shall do my best to dispose of them.