Drama: The Penny Dreadfuls Present: Hadrian’s Beard

Radio 4, 2.15pm

The award-winning comedy trio (David

Reed, Thom Tuck, right, and Humphrey

Ker) turn their gaze on

Emperor Hadrian (Tony

Gardner), who is determined to build a wall from sea to sea across Britain north of the great fort Vindolanda.

But things don’t go to plan...

In Art Came In The Night (Radio 4, 11.30am) Edinburgh artist Kevin Harman explores what happens when public art and people clash, and asks whether art can make a place better.

Josie Long begins a new series of Short Cuts (Radio 4, 3pm) with tales on the horrors of renting, childhood pranks and being a woman online.