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peers have not escaped the energy crisis. Lord Bethell tweeted: ‘What’s the best way to find a petrol station with some, um, actual petrol in London? Tank on “EMPTY” and a

massive weekend of Dad-taxi ahead.’ I hope he had better luck finding a pump than he did, as Health Minister, locating Whats-App messages relating to £85million of Covid test contracts he claimed to have ‘lost’.