QUOTES of the week

‘#arrestme’

Author JK Rowling throws down the gauntlet to the police after Scotland introduced a hate law which would prevent her from calling trans women men.

‘No need to mention the hairline, guys, I’m heading to Turkey to get it sorted then we will catch up.’

Daniel Kellaway, 28, cheekily responds online to Avon and Somerset Police after officers put out a wanted poster for him that mentioned his receding hair.

‘People should not be arrested just if they smell.’

Gillian Keegan, the Education Secretary, amid a growing rebellion over plans to criminalise homelessness.

‘I don’t speak before 12 noon… I take care of my instrument. It allows me to sing.’

Lulu, 75, reveals how she maintains her voice while on tour

‘Keep on moving about. To sit down in a chair all day is no good.’

British great-grandfather John Tinniswood, 111, offers his secret to long life after becoming the oldest living man in the world

‘If I was playing me I would be offended. I have got a face like a smacked a***.’

Eddie Marsan, portraying Amy Winehouse’s dad Mitch in the biopic Back To Black, is asked about Mitch wanting George Clooney to play him.

‘It’s quite a difficult song to have sex to. Don’t ever put it on, girls!’

Irish comedienne Aisling Bea confesses to once indulging in romance while listening to Enya’s hit, Sail Away.

‘I don’t want to value it. I just love you for bringing it and thank you for making me so sad.’

Antiques Roadshow expert Ronnie Archer-Morgan refuses to put a price on an 18th-century ivory disc brought in by a member of the public and linked to the slave trade.