QUOTES of the week

‘Marks & Spencer drink Aldi wine. Pass it on.’

The budget supermarket’s cheeky tweet after its rival mistakenly featured a bottle of Aldi wine in an advert for garden furniture.

‘This was a little sunshine at sunset.’

Lord (Bernard) Donoghue, senior adviser to Harold Wilson, after it was revealed the former PM had an affair with deputy press secretary Janet Hewlett-Davies in his last, troubled years at No10.

‘All my life I’ve pronounced it “haitch”, dimly aware that I was getting it wrong. Everyone I grew up with says “haitch”. But, dear reader, I’m here to tell you: it’s “aitch”.’

University Challenge presenter Amol Rajan promises to change his ways

after complaints.

‘The TikTok Taoiseach.’ Nickname for new Irish premier Simon Harris due to his canny use of social media.

‘I thought she could go to Cockney elocution lessons.’ Mitch Winehouse, as critics claim Roedean-educated Marisa Abela is too posh to play his daughter

Amy. ‘Go ahead. My wife already knows.’

French agent reveals why honeytraps never work on spies in France – because affairs are so common.

‘There are few areas of healthcare where professionals are so afraid to openly discuss their views, where people are vilified on social media, and where namecalling echoes the worst bullying behaviour.’

Dr Hilary Cass as her report concludes trans children are set on a path of irreversible change despite scant medical data.

‘Get your daiquiris ready girls and boys – this is gonna be mega.’

Russell Cook – the self-confessed Hardest Geezer – after running the length of Africa for charity.