The New European - - Agenda -

Mem­bers of Ja­cob Rees-mogg’s Eu­ro­pean Re­search Group are buy­ing mi­crowave ovens for their of­fices and putting their mo­bile phones in­side to coun­ter­act spy­ing by those das­tardly Euro­peans.

A Tory MP told the Sun­day Times: it was pos­si­ble

“to eaves­drop on con­ver­sa­tions when a mo­bile phone is turned on. So the Brex­i­teers are now be­ing ad­vised to take the pre­cau­tion­ary step of in­stalling a mi­crowave in their of­fices to stop any­one lis­ten­ing into their calls”.just two ques­tions: How long un­til we see Ja­cob in a top hat con­structed en­tirely of tin­foil, and has any­one ad­vised the

ERG that the whole eaves­drop­block­ing tac­tic works far bet­ter if you put your phone in­side the mi­crowave and then set it to cook?


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