THE MICROWAVE MOB
Members of Jacob Rees-mogg’s European Research Group are buying microwave ovens for their offices and putting their mobile phones inside to counteract spying by those dastardly Europeans.
A Tory MP told the Sunday Times: it was possible
“to eavesdrop on conversations when a mobile phone is turned on. So the Brexiteers are now being advised to take the precautionary step of installing a microwave in their offices to stop anyone listening into their calls”.just two questions: How long until we see Jacob in a top hat constructed entirely of tinfoil, and has anyone advised the
ERG that the whole eavesdropblocking tactic works far better if you put your phone inside the microwave and then set it to cook?