The Oldie

Into the heart of darkness

Ben Mallalieu should have packed a torch

- Somewhere, Nowhere, a travel memoir by Ben Mallalieu, is published by Hopcyn Press

It wasn’t a good journey; it was never going to be a good journey, but it must have seemed like a good idea at the time – as most bad ideas do, particular­ly when stuck in an uncongenia­l office and wanting to be somewhere else, anywhere else. I had pitched an idea for a travel article about seeing how far I could get into the wilds and be back at my desk seven days later, all bright and eager, refreshed by the excitement of travel. I should have known better.

As my final jumping-off place into the heart of darkness I had chosen Rurrenabaq­ue in the Bolivian rainforest for no better reason than it is one of those wonderfull­y romantic place names like Zanzibar or Timbuktu and it was also the starting point for some of the better journeys of the Edwardian explorer Colonel Percy Fawcett; he memorably described it as ‘a dismal heap on the way into the jungle, and a metropolis on the way out’. From there, I could take a dug-out canoe upriver.

But Fawcett is not a good role model, not someone in whose footsteps it is wise to tread if you intend to get back in one piece (he ‘disappeare­d’ in Brazil in 1925). Furthermor­e, I had left planning my journey much too late, and even getting to the Bolivian capital of La Paz required zig-zagging between a disturbing­ly large number of South American airports, all identical except for being in a different time zone.

‘Two officials rushed out to flag down an ancient turbo-prop plane taxiing on the runway’

Eventually I arrived in La Paz at 4,000 metres above sea level in the middle of a hot, humid and very black night. Fawcett was a traveller of the old school, never happier than when reduced to eating his own boots or when one false step would spell certain ruin and he hardly had a day’s illness in his life, but he did warn about altitude sickness in La Paz. As well as causing almost total debility, altitude sickness has all the disadvanta­ges of being drunk with none of the benefits — headache, nausea, disorienta­tion...

In the morning, I got up too early. I had booked a taxi for 6am but failed to realise that my watch was still on Buenos Aires time. My hotel was impenetrab­ly dark, I couldn’t find any light switches and in my hurry to pack before leaving England I had forgotten to include a torch. Outside there was no sign of my taxi and it was getting dangerousl­y late (or would have been had the time on my watch been correct), so I waved down the first taxi that came. Unfortunat­ely the driver had no English but when I showed him my airline ticket (probably the wrong one) he seemed to understand.

The airport he took me to was not the one I had arrived at the day before – it was much smaller and practicall­y deserted. None of the officials spoke any English but my taxi driver explained the situation (I think); there was sudden panic and two of the officials rushed out to flag down an ancient turbo-prop military plane taxiing on the runway ready to

depart, and I was bundled on board without having my ticket checked. An ageing air force officer offered me some cotton wool to put in my ears, and a mug of industrial-strength coffee. We dipped and swerved between the mountains over cold, beautiful valleys where planes like that have a history of finding their final resting place, the kind of plane where the next meal often comprises your fellow passengers, and it doesn’t come in a foil-wrapped carton.

An hour later, we landed on a bumpy grass airstrip surrounded by jungle, a very long way from Heathrow but only a brief truck ride into town. Rurrenabaq­ue had hardly changed from the photograph in Fawcett’s book, only one paved road and just a few brick buildings among the old shacks. A dump yes, but dismal no – I felt very relieved to be there. I also enjoyed the trip upriver but I did not like the rainforest, too ‘in your face’, in your hair, in your clothes and under your skin. And I didn’t have a torch. It was a relief three days later to get back to Rurrenabaq­ue where the bright lights dazzled, just like a metropolis. At the Jungle Bar Moskkito people almost outnumbere­d the insects.

My flight back to La Paz was better than I feared, arriving in the early hours at another deserted airport where the first person I saw was my original taxi driver. He seemed almost as pleased to see me as I was to see him, but what he was doing there I never discovered – as he didn’t speak any English.

 ??  ?? Sunset over Rurrenabaq­ue, deep in the Bolivian rainforest
Sunset over Rurrenabaq­ue, deep in the Bolivian rainforest

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