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IN COMPETITIO­N No 248, you were invited to write a poem called Dark Pleasures. I learnt a lot from your enjoyable entries. ‘Eros and Thanatos define film noir,’ concluded Basil Ransome-davies at the end of a polished performanc­e. D A Prince advocated the addition of dark chocolate to dark film. Daphne Lester’s narrator killed slugs by midnight; Katie Mallett’s stuck to non-interventi­onist astronomy. Jane Moth pleaded for natural darkness in a damp, quiet church. Frank Mcdonald remembered the rush of a passenger train that left the night only deeper when it had passed. Commiserat­ions to these and congratula­tions to those printed below, each of whom wins £25, with the enlightene­d pleasure of The Chambers Dictionary of Great Quotations bonus prize going to Helga Harman.

I love to sit by the sea, Gales blow like breezes round me; And sitting beside a friend, Sure that our friendship will never end. And I so enjoy Being hugged by my little boy; And cuddling Tiddles, our cat – What joy is that! My daughter reads poetry – Just for me! Then, when daylight fades, Don’t bother to draw the shades; Aggressive looks From others – neighbours or crooks – I neither note nor mind, Because … I’m blind. Helga Harman

Two kisses in the almost dark conferred By you that weren’t a courtesy goodbye,

Though we pretended that they were, occurred (Relived, remembered now, as here I lie) At midnight in that taxi, token sum Of magic on account, with more to come. Dorothy Pope

To walk late at night when deprived of the light Lends a frisson, a tremulous thrill. Nobody around, not a whisper, no sound While the world turns, ineffably still.

Or live to extremes, indulge hedonist dreams: Chaises-longues in magenta moquette; Midnight-blue Ferrari, clutch bag by Bulgari Plus earrings of pure Whitby jet.

Prepare you, she-devils, for seasonal revels: Flaunt fabulous, flirt with finesse; Arouse from its slumbers that niftiest of numbers The l.b.d. – Little Black Dress! Mike Morrison

The clocks go back tonight. The neighbours wail – ‘Arrrgh! Someone’s stealing an hour from the day!’ Where do they think the pilfered minutes go? I see a fat woman with a new lover, Squeezing into an expensive girdle. She likes the way it tightens, drums her fingers On her flat belly, choosing to ignore Its crude displaceme­nt of the rest of her. A soft roll spills over the top of it To make a shelf for weary breasts to lean on While cushions settle on her upper thighs. And so the day answers the call for change By gathering-up her declining end And thrusting it into restrictiv­e knickers. The extra flesh will pop out earlier; I’ll grin and poke it with a playful finger. Ann Drysdale

COMPETITIO­N No 250 I find I no longer buy boxes of matches. Please write a poem called Matches, in any sense. Maximum 16 lines. Entries, by post (The Oldie, Moray House, 23/31 Great Titchfield Street, London W1W 7PA) or e-mail (comps@theoldie.co.uk – don’t forget to include your postal address), to ‘Competitio­n No 250’ by 2nd January.

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