PUBLIC lavs in China have gone contactless and use facial recognition to ensure customers only get 3ft of loo roll each. That’s a bum wrap when you’re trying to spend a penny. ARGOS have revealed their top toys for Christmas – and unicorns are still topping the charts. Like the Poopsie Unicorn Surprise, £49.99, which poos glitter. Can’t see the point. SVEN-GORAN Eriksson’s infamous Italian ex says 50+ British women need to make more of an effort to be as sexy as SHE is. That’s Nasty Dell’ollio.