Oh stop be­ing so cross, Cliff

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SCI­EN­TISTS ex­am­in­ing rats’ brains were able to “see” their thoughts and pre­dict their ac­tions. A study pub­lished in the jour­nal Neu­ron claims the brain map­ping could make mind read­ing a re­al­ity. Love rats, be­ware! I’VE just bought Cliff Richard’s new al­bum, Rise Up, for my aunty’s Christ­mas pressie.

I’m de­lighted Cliff is back mak­ing mu­sic for his fans af­ter be­ing cleared of his­toric sex abuse claims and his pri­vacy vic­tory over the BBC.

He’s had four years of hell... as he keeps telling us in ev­ery in­ter­view.

And, later this month an ITV doc will re­play the whole night­mare.

Isn’t it time to change the record, Cliff? We know you’ve had a ter­ri­ble cross to bear but this end­less mistle­toe whine will make you ill. And that cru­ci­fix pose on your al­bum cover makes me feel queasy too.

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