Siz­zlers droop

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Sci­en­tists in Italy say chem­i­cals used to coat non-stick fry­ing pans can in­hibit male hor­mone testos­terone – and af­fect their meat and two veg.

This leads to “re­duc­tion of se­men qual­ity and tes­ti­cle vol­ume” and “sig­nif­i­cantly smaller penises”.

So, fry­ing makes your sausage shrivel.

I thought prick­ing them with a fork usu­ally sorted that out?

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