Sizzlers droop

WORRYING news for chaps who enjoy a full English.

Scientists in Italy say chemicals used to coat non-stick frying pans can inhibit male hormone testosterone – and affect their meat and two veg.

This leads to “reduction of semen quality and testicle volume” and “significantly smaller penises”.

So, frying makes your sausage shrivel.

I thought pricking them with a fork usually sorted that out?