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SOD’S law that the two most watchable Champions League matches of the week coincide.

If you’re part of the Cockerel Diaspora longing to be in your shiny new stadium (“The only place in London to see Champions League matches this season”, remember, ahem), you’ll be glued to events as they unfold in the Camp Nou.

Barca are through to the knockout stage, so how much will they care?

Inter have already beaten PSV, whom they play again, while Spurs ( BT Sport 3, 8pm) make their own homage to Catalonia. Tottenham’s