Let’s backstop hunger

TO BOLDLY GO... AND AVOID TAX Dominated by Brexit, a nation goes wanting

I WATCHED the ultimate damp squib – my friend’s mum says “squid” but I’m pretty sure it’s squib – as it unfolded on Wednesday night.

Theresa May had it confirmed that only 117 of her own MPS hate her. So, on she limps. She said she was going anyway but won’t say when – maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of our lives.

In the process she revealed what this is really all about. Brexit must be delivered at all costs and it must be

that does it.

If not, she slinks off into the night with a legacy that adds up to nothing.

So we wait again for her deal to collapse, for the breakdown in negotiations and the continuing saga of the Tory party’s internal battles.

Starving

I watched it in one of the House of Commons bars with a friend of mine from Scotland. Good bloke. Hibs fan.

And as we watched the “drama” unfold we were talking about the real problems in the country.

His mate helps direct people to foodbanks in Scotland. In one afternoon they saw five families, hungry and without food, seek help.

Five different families. A mixture of out-of-work and in-work poverty.

And across these five families there were 27 children. That is, in 2018, in Britain, 27 children going to bed hungry each night. It gets, as you can imagine, worse.

One of the kids couldn’t go to school. Not through illness, mercifully, but because he didn’t have any shoes. One of the mums hadn’t eaten for three SIR Richard Branson took the lead in the space race this week.

He has been in competition with Amazon boss Jeff Bezos and the increasingly odd Elon Musk to be the first to run commercial spaceflights.

And his Virgin Galactic Spaceshiptwo completed a days. Three days without food. Starving so she could feed her kids.

There are lots more stories like this, about 4.1 million, in fact. About a third of all kids are in “Dickensian” poverty. In Britain, in the winter, in 2018.

About 1.9 million pensioners live the same way. Last winter 94 people died on Scotland’s streets.

Universal Credit has hit so hard some are turning to prostitution, others are eating out of bins. What happened this week is not going to make any of that better. Look at Scotland. Everything is viewed through the prism of independ-

THIS has been a long old year for our MPS. And with all the current turmoil, many have been stumbling along just st to try to make it until Christmas.

Then up popped Liberal Democrat Tom Brake, who o wrote to the Leader of the House saying the holidays should d be cancelled until Brexit is sorted.

Lib Dems, eh?

And they still wonder why nobody votes for them. . successful test flight on Thursday. It’s an exciting, lucrative, time for Sir Richard.

Already 600 people have paid six-figure sums to book a seat on the first trips, which will take them to the edge of space.

Great news. Get your best William Shatner voice ready: ence and talk of a “second independence referendum”.

That is the central aim of the Scottish National Party, so you can’t blame them for concentrating on it.

But what it means is that, in the real world, people suffer. Education standards are down, kids not realising their potential, life expectancy dependent on your postcode.

We see it in England as well. Europe has been the only game in town since the referendum was announced.

That produces a lack of domestic agenda that has crippled public services. “These are the voyages of Spaceshiptwo. Its five-year mission to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilisations. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

“And to work out a way to get round any intergalactic tax rules. we might come across.” We don’t have enough police, or schools, or houses, or jobs.

The NHS is struggling. A winter crisis is on the way. Both countries are effectively being run by single-issue pressure groups.

These are abstract issues sucking the life out of British politics. They may be really important. Somewhere up the line they probably are.

But here’s t he t hing about parliamentary sovereignty, and backstops, and Brexit, and independence, and the future of the Union: You can’t eat them. EVERY time you turn on the TV, Tory Andrew Bridgen pops up.the North West Leicestershire MP and ardent Brexiter is a favourite with broadcasters and journalists. It’s easy to see why.

Of the PM’S EU begging mission, he says: “She’s politically drowning. She’s gone there looking for them to throw her a life

ring. Instead, they’ve only thrown her a bucket of water.”