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ols modern” ry. ativity ce d ee y h g he s al JAMES Bond’s sexual exploits ploits mean he’s probably firing ng blanks from his Walther PPK, according to bizarre research. earch.

A Dutch doctor claims s 007 would be riddled with STDS TDS and infertile from years of unprotected sex.

So, in the next film, Q should give Bond, played d by Daniel Craig, “a tiny gadget to print 3D condoms”.

Yep. That’ll Th protect him. h Whip i it out and he’ll scare sc the t living daylights ghts out of any y woman.

AND so she lives to fight another day. Lanky, prim, blunt, but well-heeled, she flew in for a reunion with the troubled members of her former family to fend off financial disaster.

And while Mary Poppins was busy sorting out the Banks children’s fortunes May Poppins was having a not-so-jolly holiday trying to convince the EU her deal is practically perfect in every way.

I loved the original Poppins movie and can’t wait to see Emily Blunt in the sequel for a nostalgic wallow – perfect respite