Amazon Jeff a write plonker

“I WANT to smell you. I want to breathe you in.” These are just some of the cringey messages, alongside X-rated selfies, that Amazon boss Jeff Bezos allegedly sent to Lauren Sanchez, who it’s claimed he had an eight-month fling with.

Flirty texts rarely look good in the cold light of day. Still, maybe the world’s richest man – pictured with wife Mackenzie – should have asked Alexa for help writing them.