3 points to ponder

1

A gran’s been hit with a restraining order stopping her from feeding carrots to an ex-racehorse in his field. Nelson’s owner went to court fearing the veggie treats could make him poorly. What a tale of whoa!

2

Actor Daniel Radcliffe says friends watch his wizarding films when they’re feeling rough after a heavy night. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hangover?

3

A married doctor faces suspension for writing himself Viagra prescriptions during an affair. He’s already landed a £1,000 fine… although it could have been stiffer.