Crime doesn’t rhyme

It’s interesting to watch how Peterborough MP Fiona Onasanya is making a return to public life after her little stint away from her desk at Her Majesty’s Pleasure. Facebook seems to have become her favourite form of communication with her constituents, many of whom are fuming that she has failed to resign.

Last week she even got a little poetic, posting: “I am no longer whipped for red, and I’m certainly not blue, the fu

ture votes are just for you.’’ All I can say is:

We once had an MP called Onasanya, Stewart Jackson wasn’t a big fan of her,

She did the crime and she did the time. But what a shame we couldn’t ban ya!’’