Who said it

“Parents, children, aunts, uncles, grandparents all play important roles – you have reminded us exactly what family means. You have shown us, too, that it is not simply a term that describes the relationship between blood relatives. Instead it describes those special bonds we share with those who make us feel safe and supported” - the Duchess of Cambridge, pictured, speaking at a children’s village in Lahore.

“It is not our intention to target individuals or inconvenience hard-working people. We’re in a life or death situation right now. The only thing the Government is interested in is money, so that’s why the transport system was targeted” - Extinction Rebellion spokesman Howard Rees speaks after members of the public reacted with anger over rush-hour disruption on the Tube.

“I’ve stopped performing because of my Parkinson’s disease and I’ve stopped touring. I may perform at some other point but I have no plans to. And I’m quite happy taking my medicine and getting along with it” - Sir Billy Connolly, pictured, on living with Parkinson’s disease.

“We use recycled materials wherever possible and there’s an ingrained culture of daytime drinking, so supply is limited and it might take a while getting to you. Shopping with us is likely to be a disappointing retail experience – especially if you’re successful in making a purchase” - Banksy on the chance to buy artwork from his new online store.