Who said it

“I am not an elite. My ambitions have changed. I know I am not going to Hollywood, and I don’t mind any more. I think there is hope in just getting on and doing stuff, just getting on and doing” - Comedian Helen Lederer, pictured. “I can’t even clap in time” - Katie Piper, a Strictly Come Dancing contestant, underlines her lack of rhythm. “I’m an actor, therefore a chronic narcissist. I’m excellent at talking about myself” - Former Royle Family actor Ralf Little.