Who said it

“See yourself as I see myself – as a person who has talents, who, with this trophy, will in however many years stick to what they love – even if they have a different sexuality” - Singer/songwriter Duncan Laurence, who is bisexual, after winning the Eurovision Song Contest for the Netherlands.

“The main thing I wanted to do was come and sing my heart out and make my country proud” - Michael Rice, the UK contestant in the Eurovision Song Contest. He came last.

“Cheer up Michael Rice, we may have come last but we were still better than Madonna” - TV’s Piers Morgan, above.

“On the surface, Eurovision is a screechingly hilarious fun-filled campfest to be applauded and enjoyed. But underneath, it’s horribly political and rather grubby”

- TV’s Lorraine Kelly.

“Nobody has any business being in bed, naked – two guys, two women, or a man and a woman – if they haven’t decided to have sex” - International sex therapist Dr Ruth Westheimer.

“I don’t know much about art, but I know what I hate” -

Broadcaster Richard Madeley, above.

“The only time my jacket ever comes off is in the bedroom”- Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg.