Harlequins problem? Their shirts!

SOME experts in colour claim that chocolate brown is linked to the idea of stability, light blue suggests faith and grey evokes a sense of calm. We must therefore ask the following question: are Harlequins wearing the right shirts?

Recent events at The Stoop indicate that a change of strip might be in order. Perhaps they should erase the traditional quartered jersey from the memory bank and go for something in halves to reflect the spirit of the moment: 50 per cent dark orange (distrust) and 50 per cent dark purple (gloom).