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#MELBROOKS
Comedian and producer Mel Brooks, famous for his satirical Western comedy Blazing Saddles and The Producers, expressed complete bafflement at The One Show’s running order. He endeared himself to viewers with his views and comedy. @Dean_journalist tweeted: Melbrooks still has it. Very funny. And then they play two packages - one about bins and the other about vending machines. #random” @Koreansuperfrog shared: “‘This is nuts, I just want you to know that.’ Mel Brooks on #Bbconeshow, saying what we’ve all long thought.” @djh said: “Mel Brooks’ incredulity at the disparate content and running order of The One Show is utterly hilarious! He speaks for us all.” @1968bonner observed: “Matt Baker: You were determined to get through WW2 to continue comedy, weren’t you? Mel Brooks: I also wanted to live. #genius #Theoneshow @tmdn94 posted: “Thoughts whilst watching #Theoneshow ... 1. Mel Brooks is still alive??!?! 2. I’m so happy Mel Brooks is still alive!”
#SAUSAGEROLLS
A school in Bradford has started a crackdown on unhealthy snacks and drinks in pupils’ lunchboxes. Sausage rolls are one of the targets. @ Themichaelmoran tweeted: “Mr Fryer said his son’s sausage roll was removed last Monday and given back to him at the end of the day” @Johnlister1968 posted: “‘.. had to eat a crisp sandwich when his sausage roll was taken off him...’ Brilliant” @swashcal noted: “I’ve never heard of something more pathetic in my life, it’s a sausage roll” @Thegtagodfather joked: “That’s it I’m becoming a sausage roll dealer” @Omzocofengland suggested: “Kids should have paid their sausage roll licence.”
#CELTIC
Celtic won only their second ever away match in the Champions League, recording their first clean sheet in an away Champions League group stage match as they defeated Anderlecht 3-0. @ Raecomm noted: “Don’t understand how anyone can be negative about Celtic’s display/result. Recent history of away CL struggles. Highly competent in Belgium.” @Splstats shared: “The last time Celtic kept a clean sheet away from home in the European Cup/champions League tournament proper was v Werder Bremen in 1988.”