Tickets please

Berlin Calling Aye, will Harry will be supporting ‘The Sons’ before he has any sons? (Better explain that to Edinburgh folk – Dumbarton FC a.k.a. The Sons – of the rock).

Boris The Menace £30m for security alone for this wedding whilst there are so many sleeping rough on our streets. A nice young couple, of course, and seem happy, but if they wish to get married then they should foot the bill exactly the same as for us all. Shameful. I thought the royal family had to be politically neutral. This is very much a political statement by the Queen.

Khanie This announcement will have the Nats swarming with outrage. I expect Indyref2 will be called in response.

Mike Allan ‘Earl of Dumbarton’ – Jackie Baillie will be so pleased.

Hoditanddodit Lucky him, ahahahah.

Stephen Tolland I found it mildly amusing the police were removing the overnight rough sleepers from the streets of Windsor to have them replaced with... overnight rough sleepers...

off the grid They are utterly useless, never work, very complicated and no one at any station seems to know how to help you when you have a problem. I reverted to paper.

Dickie Tea I share your experiences. My first attempt resulted in the validator not “recognising” my pre-booked ticket. The member of staff I sought help from responded “Ah dineae ken hoo they wurk” and seemed reluctant to investigate on my behalf. Miss Dee Meaner

Oldyun The London Oyster card is great. But two little yellow terminals turned up at Dumfries station with no instructions how to use them. Asked at ticket office. No leaflets and nobody could tell me what they were for. So maybe that is why usage is low. Abellio are clowns imho.

Seannachaidh