Royal rob­bery?

The Scotsman - - Letters To The Editor -

Call to po­lice to re­port a bur­glary! “Sorry, with all these cuts in po­lice num­bers we don’t do bur­glar­ies now.”

Se­cu­rity for a royal wed­ding! “How many bob­bies do you want?”

JOHN RHIND

Meadow Lane Bead­nell , Northum­ber­land

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