Joy of Christmas

OK, so we do like the jokes, but all other elements of traditional Christmas crackers are rubbish. Instead, go for the versions, £10 each, from Scottish brand Beatitude. They each contain 10ml (enough for two baths) of their gorgeous bath oils, in fragrances including Joy (with orange, petit-grain, mandarin and grapefruit). Zero paper hats. n

www.beatitudeproducts.co.uk