‘Mad’ correctness

“Political correctness gone mad” has long become a hackneyed mantra, nevertheless, the crass barmyness continues on a daily basis.

Yesterday I read that ships may no longer be referred to in the feminine gender. I suppose that the lady (sorry, “person”) launching a ship must now pronounce: “God bless this ship and all who sail in it.”

Today I see that a Wimbledon tennis advert showing strawberries and cream has been banned. “Strawberries and fat-free yoghurt” does not quite cut the mustard for me.

The list is endless. “No can do” is not on because it might offend the Chinese. “Kinsman”? Certainly not, it is gender-specific. “Basket case”? – out, because in wars over 100 years ago it referred to the remains of a slain soldier fitting into a basket.

Not many people will know that, and certainly will not have it in mind when using the term. I can, and have been, berated for holding a door open for a lady because it implies male superiority.

I could go on for ever, but the buffoons and snowflakes should be ignored. Unfortunately, they have taken grip to the extent that the police have become our moral guardians, more interested in breaches of political correctness than exercising their true duty.

In fact, a woman under attack should not cry “rape” but should yell “racial abuse” to get the police come running.

DAVID HOLLINGDALE Easter Park Drive, Edinburgh