Boris’s baby

The Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, and his partner Carrie Symonds have announced that they are engaged and expecting a baby.

And they would have the cheek to claim Child Support too!

Dave Whitchurch

Lovely news.

Fiona Ogilvie Taylor So – no tweet from the incessantly tweeting Ms Sturgeon congratulating the Prime Minister and Carrie Symonds on their engagement and expected baby?

Ah’m No Bluffin

Congratulations are in order. But what has become of the puppy who appeared at No 10 during Bojo’s election campaign? Not been seen since? Just another ploy to make Bojo look kind, caring etc... and it worked.

Jane Mccann

I wonder if Bojo considered a super injunction to stop this story about his private life being published? No? Is that because this is nothing to be ashamed about, quite the opposite, he seems genuinely happy.

Roastin

Let’s name it Brexit... Brexit Johnson the Second.

Sonja Thiede

I wonder if Bojo ever gives a thought to the British mum in prison in Iran... after all, his stupid carelessness added a couple of years to her sentence... and she’s got a wee lassie too.

Jp Creton