Silence is golden

Chart sensation Lewis Capaldi says he won’t be releasing new music in 2020 – because he reckons ‘people have suffered enough’ already.

I hope he changes that to this decade. One-hit wonder.

Roy Maisey

Clever: He’s thinking ‘any publicity is better than no publicity’. Also, ‘why release new material at a time when nobody can pay see me perform them live?’

Alex Sinclair

Superb news. Enough depression without his droning nonsense.

Gordon Mccourt

Every cloud, as they say . . .

Andrew Aitken