You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

I should be careful what I say about him – I’ve had three glasses of champagne and I may say something that would get me into trouble. But the fact that he doesn’t go to the library – that often says it all. – Man Booker Prize-winning author

Ian McEwan, tries – and fails – to avoid falling victim to indiscretion when it comes to none other than new culture secretary, Sajid Javid. My friends and family are very generous. I sat them down and asked them to support me. If you don’t ask, you don’t get. – Don’t get what? In Chloe Green’s case, £20,000. That’s what her

Topshop boss father Philip Green, who has an estimated fortune of £3billion, and his wife

Tina, have just given her to drive a Maserati

for four days on the Cash & Rocket road trip from Venice to London – all in the name of charity

of course. The set is now in the middle of a racecourse, which is really weird because you’ll be shooting a scene and then suddenly everything will have to stop because there’s a Ferrari driving really loudly behind you. – Theo Fennell’s actress daughter

Emerald’s Call The Midwife character Patsy Mount seems to have become more accustomed to

pushbikes than fast cars as she gives a behind-the scenes glimpse of life on set during filming for the new series of the 1950s

BBC drama. I’m old and decrepit. I can’t keep up with my teammates on the pitch or out partying. They’re wild. So Zara and I are lucky that our daughter Mia sleeps through the night – we never argue about who gets up to calm her.

– Zara Phillips must be relieved that her rugby-playing husband

Mike Tindall is over late-night carousing – with all the trouble

it brings.