You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

Me and my wife booked a hot tub session at a spa. There was one other couple in there – Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton. We had to climb naked into the same tub.

Comedian Russell Kane reveals at the Northern Ballet’s Great Gatsby how he shared the F1 star’s bath.

Obama said to the guests, “We’ve got Idris Elba at the back. Last time he was here they wouldn’t leave him alone. So tonight ladies, leave Idris alone!” That was the biggest head swell.

Idris Elba tells me at a screening of his documentary Mandela, My Dad and Me how the President rescued him at a White House bash.

My feet look like gargoyles. I have monkey feet – they are size 9.

Strictly Come Dancing pro Karen Hauer, right, tells me she’s ashamed of her feet. Oh Karen, no one’s looking at your feet!

My old head mistress hated me but when I started doing well she asked me to come back and give a talk. I said I’d do it if I could tell everyone how she quashed my dreams.

Game Of Thrones star Hannah Waddingham at the Meet Pursuit Delange screening at London’s Bulgari hotel.

I think it is better to go when people feel sorry that you are leaving rather than asking if you will ever leave.

Downton creator Julian Fellowes explains at the Mencap fashion show why it was time for the series to end.

I already have two cocktail bars in my house and the new one will be made by Hermes. But I don’t have room for a TV so I never watch Made In Chelsea.

MIC’s Mark-Francis Vandelli boasts about his ‘extravagant’ lifestyle. Don’t worry Mark, 62million Britons don’t watch either.