You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

I’ve just had a meeting with Jack. That’s Jack Daniels, so I should be pretty fluent tonight. I’ve just done up my Mark 1 Capri. Let’s live on the edge. Can you spot the midlife crisis?

Jamie Oliver reveals to me what’s making him so confident

at the Big Feastival. When I got my MBE, I was so proud I inscribed it on my suitcase next to my initials. The problem was when I went through security at the airport and realised it read BOMBE.

Celebrity shoe designer Beatrix Ong – a pal of Kate Moss and Jade Jagger – tells me how she got herself in trouble at airports during

a talk at the Shangri-La Hotel.

Sir Philip ordered me not to do anything stupid to show him up, so I just went downstairs and got the cartilage of my ear pierced at his own shop!

Caroline Stanbury

- former flame of Prince Andrew and Ladies Of London reality TV star, right – confesses as she shows me her bleeding new piercing at the Lady Garden x Topshop campaign launch.

Topshop boss Sir Philip Green was not amused. I never let my partner drive. He thinks he’s a Formula 1 racer, but I’ve passed my test in three countries and I know the rules better. Anyway, I’m the worst back-seat driver, always telling him to slow down and touching the controls.

Model Eva Herzigova admits at the Ella Eyre Fiat 500 party

that she’s a driver who puts her foot down – with partner Gregorio Marsiaj. My job is like being in the secret service, I’m never allowed to say anything about anything. For 11 years I was sworn to secrecy by Harry Potter – now it’s Star Wars. I barely even get to talk to my friends these days.

Actor Warwick Davis warns me of the perils of signing up to big Hollywood franchises at the

Jeans For Genes launch party.