QUOTES of the week

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‘Hey Labour, it’s Mr Lastname to you.’ Former Spitting Image writer John O’Farrell responds pro-Remainto the party’semails ‘Dear addressed Firstname’. to

‘I gave her my advice in a word – don’t’ Dame Joan Collins reveals how she tried to dissuade Cara Delevingne from joining the ‘hideously overcrowded’ acting profession.

‘You can’t give a chap seeds and nuts – they get too cross.’ Joanna Lumley says men can’t survive on her vegetarian diet.

‘Mrs M&S, we need to cherish and celebrate her, and give her what she needs.’ New M&S boss Steve Rowe vows to lure women back to the high street giant.

‘Babe, we’ve got loads of those.’ The Duchess of Cambridge’s remark to her husband at the Chelsea Flower Show after being impressed by some award-winning buxus shrubs.

‘The real challenge to their prospects is not Romanian immigrants – it’s robots. Just like Friends Reunited was overtaken by Facebook, so technology is replacing not just manual labour, but skilled too.’ Labour MP Stella Creasy warns on Government plans to introduce more drones.

‘Or possibly 800,002.’ Newsnight’s Emily Maitlis reacts to George Osborne’s claim that 800,000 jobs are at risk with a Brexit vote by suggesting the Chancellor and PM could also soon be out of work.