Meanwhile, away from the swamp...

WHETHER it’s cosying up for a celebrity selfie or showing off her designer buys after a shopping spree, Chloe Green has long been a fan of documenting her lavish lifestyle on social media. But with parents Sir Philip Green and Lady Tina currently facing scrutiny over the collapse of the BHS chain leaving 11,000 jobs at risk, it’s perhaps no surprise that 23-year-old Chloe’s Instagram account has been deleted. A wise move given that Chloe – seen here aboard daddy’s yacht Lionheart in a picture from the deleted account – surely wouldn’t be able to resist uploading snaps from the family’s £46million new private jet.

I’M loathe to spoil a surprise, but is Pippa Middleton’s boyfriend about to propose? Sources tell me that James Matthews, pictured right with Pippa, is whisking her away to the Caribbean island of St Barts in September – where he might pop the question at his parents’ exclusive hotel, Eden Rock.

A ‘save the date card’ is already circulating among close pals with the message: ‘Don’t Tell Pippa,’ while mum Carole is in on it, too. As Pippa’s brother James is now back with Donna Air, could it be a race to see who walks down the aisle first? SHE hit a definite bum note by covering her derriere, thighs and lower back in an elaborate rose tattoo. But now defiant Cheryl Fernandez-Versini is set to give critics the finger – almost literally – in spectacular style. I can reveal that the former X Factor star will receive a bespoke ring inspired by the floral inking from toyboy boyfriend Liam Payne, 22, to help celebrate her 33rd birthday on Thursday. The black diamond and ruby ring – by jeweller Lambert Zacks – follows Liam’s own rose tattoo, inked on to his hand shortly after the pair, right, began dating. Who says romance is dead?