QUOTES of the week

‘My hero Peter Jackson.’ Teenage girl’s description of the judge who ruled that her body could be cryogenically frozen after her death.

‘We’re going to be gipsies – only the cars we drive are going to be insured.’ Jeremy Clarkson shows no signs of avoiding controversy during the opening sequence to The Grand Tour.

‘We Brits are so stupid we need an injection of intelligent people who come in and wake us up from time to time.’ Lord Kerr, who helped draft the Article 50 process to leave the EU, defends the influx of migrants.

‘I’ve seen what my wife looks like after two hours on a computer – it’s how I look after 12 hours of partying.’ Violinist Nigel Kennedy warns of the dangers of too much screen time.

‘It wasn’t like our normal commute.’ Briton Paul Napthine, who had to be airlifted to safety with his wife and baby after being caught up in a huge earthquake in New Zealand.

‘I wish them dead – in the nicest possible way.’ John Cleese, who has paid out millions in alimony to his former wives.

‘Did you see the nee-naws?’ Broadcaster Nick Robinson quizzes Suzie McCash, four, who visited a police station after winning a bravery award for saving her mother’s life.

‘What a spectacular hair day it will be when our Foreign Secretary meets the President-elect.’ Becky Goldsmith, of London, in a letter to the Daily Telegraph.

‘Why are you here, Miss? You’re a millionaire!’ Candice Brown reveals the reaction of her pupils when she returned to the classroom after her Bake Off victory.

‘It’s rare to read a TV role that doesn’t involve a sex scene – I still get hooker scripts.’ Billie Piper, who is still remembered for Secret Diary Of A Call Girl.