You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

Dinner is made by mum – she does proper cooking. Dad is not good at making dinner. I have never seen him putting a piece of bread in the toaster. Mum does everything. Even buttering dad’s bread. Gordon Ramsay’s culinary reputation is toast, according to his closest rival – his daughter Matilda. The first thing I’d do would be to pull on that hair and see if it was real. Jeremy Paxman confesses he’d love to interview Donald Trump – if only to confirm one thing. I shot Kate Moss for my A-level photography class. Yes, I did get an A-star. Olympian Tom Daley reveals that celebrity has its advantages when your coursework can be Ms Moss, right. I am a big fan of Nigella Lawson’s recipe for cooked ham in Coca-Cola. And I was the chancellor who introduced the Sugar Tax. Georgeadmits to Osborneme that he does like to indulge himself. My wildest guest ever? Bill Murray – he threw a whole pineapple into the audience and hit a camera. I was very happy to say good night to him! Graham Norton tells me who won’t be getting invited back on to his TV chat show. I will plan something for my birthday, yes, but I will give you a clue: I think parachuting is a huge waste of time.

Peter Phillips promises me at the End Of Silence charity gala that he’ll have fun on his 40th birthday – but it won’t be parachuting like his grandmother the Queen appeared to do at the London Olympics.