You won’t BELIEVE what they tell me!

Once a boy I thought I was in love with rang me and dumped me. He said he was saving up for a scooter and he couldn’t afford a bike and a girlfriend. I was mortified. Twiggy tells me how her first teenage love affair ended – and proves just how stupid men can be!

Huw Edwards? The word windbag has not passed my lips. Jeremy Paxman still hasn’t got over his feud with the BBC News At Ten presenter...

I used to wear so much fake tan that people would ask me to bring my own sheets when I came to stay. Trinny Woodall, right, confesses to me that orange was always her favourite colour.

I fell madly in love with Cilla Black through the television when I was six. I would kiss the screen when she was on. Later in life I told her that, but she wasn’t happy. Spandau Ballet’s Martin Kemp says Cilla Black didn’t offer him a blind date when he confessed his secret crush.

When I grew up you didn’t talk about food, money, religion or sex. God knows what they did talk about. Prue Leith has obviously forgotten the British only discuss the weather.

When I read my own cookery books, I say to myself, “Well, I know she says put in two teaspoons of vanilla, but I’m going to give it my own twist with lemon zest instead.” My friends tease me for forgetting that I am actually the “she”! Nigella Lawson admits that even she isn’t always that impressed by her recipes.