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You know some people are a connoisseur of wines? I am a connoisseur of rehabs. At least Paul Gascoigne has a sense of humour about his struggles with alcohol.

Which animal would I like to be? I know I don’t want to be a fish, or even a monkey… I’d like to be a sloth. Hard-working David Attenborough reveals his spirit animal is much more chilled at a Bafta talk.

I’m growing old disgracefully. Having been semi-nude in Playboy, I might strip fully naked when I’m 80. Former Bond girl Jane Seymour shows no sign of slowing down at 67.