Peas in a worrying pod

I HAVE a nagging fear – generated by countless examples of men ever-quick to ‘move on’ or source smilier, younger versions of their wives – that to them we are all the same. Women are interchangeable.

If you share this concern, you should avoid the pictures of Christine Bleakley (Mrs Frank Lampard) and Alex Jones sharing The One Show sofa last week. No one could tell them apart. In fact, their joint appearance triggered headlines such as ‘Christine Lampard and Alex Jones are not the same person’ (The Daily Star). Too anxious-making!