CELEBS SPOUTING NONSENSE

NEVER mind the infamous tale about the Queen Mother once failing to identify an ironing board… Kate Moss’s little sister Lottie appears so detached from reality that she doesn’t even know what a pallet is.

The 22-year-old model, right, posted a picture on Instagram of a shabby-chic bed made from pallets and asked: ‘Can someone tell me where I can find these sort of wooden crate things?’ I am delighted to assist and have sourced some from a chap in Wembley for £3 each – but you’ll have to collect them, Lottie.